The Sea is My Song

can’t wait to see homestuck cosplayers at school tommorow

Outfit for tommorow but I feel like its too much red
If I found my blue shorts I could be flapjack

this guy keeps glancing at me and that’s all it ever is this has been going on for like years

I feel like we should have like one conversation in our lifetime so they can see I’m just really boring and that’ll be the end of that


Briar Rose or Aurora?



It’s nice to see Ambers or Sofias legs every once in a while to remind me that they still have them

My favorite post of the year





My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun


logging onto tumblr



we should stop trying to make “strong” female characters and start striving for whole female characters because buxom chick with a gun who says “who needs men?? I don’t but the main male character is the one exception” that the male writer of a show would personally find appealing is fucking shallow and boring and its getting fucking old